Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means
...
E - End of
T - Thinking
C - Capacity.
-----------------------------------
How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)
-----------------------------------
When do you know u r in love ?
Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
-----------------------------------
What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
-----------------------------------
"Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
'People are more interested in others life than their own.
-----------------------------------
A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You
Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?
-----------------------------------
We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.
-----------------------------------
What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
-----------------------------------
Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
-----------------------------------
What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
-----------------------------------
Wat is d Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendanzzz
-----------------------------------
Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?
Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!
-----------------------------------
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
-----------------------------------
Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
-----------------------------------
Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work , bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
======================
Village called piplantri in Rajasthan-
India’s other daughters - The village that plants 111 trees when a girl is born
4 days ago
In a country that still favours the birth of a son, Piplantri village in Rajasthan not only
embraces daughters but has created a tradition that benefits both the local people and the
planet. This endearing village makes a conscious effort to save girl children and the green cover
at the same time, by planting 111 trees every time a girl is born. A brilliant exercise in
eco-feminism, this should inspire India and the rest of the world.
This wonderful eco-conscious tradition ensures that an increase in human population will never
come at a cost to the environment. It is literally helping to ensure a greener future with each
new generation.
The village gathers as a community and plants 111 fruit trees in honour of every newborn female
child.
Village residents collect Rs. 21,000 between themselves and Rs.10,000 from the girl’s parents.
This sum of Rs. 31,000 is made into a 20-year fixed deposit for the girl.
Parents are legally bound by a signed affidavit stating that their daughter will receive proper
education. The affadavit also mandates that the girl should be married only after she reaches
legal age and the trees planted after her birth have been correctly looked after.
The community ensures that the trees survive, attaining fruition as the girl grows up.
The villagers don’t just plant trees, they look after them as well. To protect the trees from
termites, the residents plant aloe vera plants around them.
These trees, and especially the aloe vera plants, are now a source of livelihood for several
residents.
This unique tradition was first suggested by the village’s former leader, Shyam Sundar Paliwal,
in honour of his daughter who passed away at a young age. In the last 6 years, over a quarter of
a million trees have been planted.
Villagers claim there has not been any police case here for the last 7 to 8 years.
This is a heartwarming and inspiring story that MUST be shared and replicated as much as possible
across India and the world.
Share this and help to make our world greener and more equal!
=================
Please note:::
April Fools Day is only for singles.
The married have their anniversary.
==================
After the war, Hanumanji submitted his Travel Allowance Bill for his official tour for collecting
Sanjeevani Booti to Ayodhya administration.
The Auditor in Bill Section raised 3 objections :
(1) Hanumanji did not take prior permission of the appropriate authority (Bharat), the King of
Ayodhya, during the relevant time for his travel
(2) Hanumanji being Grade 2-officer was not entitled to air travel;
(3) Hanumanji was asked to bring Sanjeevani Booti, just a single plant, but he carried a whole
mountain (unauthorized excess baggage).
The Auditor returned the bill. King Ram could do nothing except mark it down for re-examination.
A worried Hanumanji approached the Auditor and offered a bribe of 20% of the T.A.Bill amount.
The Auditor now wrote on the Bill :
Re-examined :
1. Even during the relevant time, Ram was still the king through his Paduka.
2. Further in an emergency, non-entitled officers can be authorized ex-post facto to fly.
3. Also excess baggage is justified as bringing a wrong plant would have entailed multiple
journeys with extra cost; hence bill may be paid.
Ram ji shocked !!
Accounts department rocks Wish u a happy financial year ending
==========
Biology Class:Teacher: Which Mammal flies in air but gives birth to young ones on
land...???Sardar was so excited, as for the 1st time he knew the Answer...!!!???.........Sardar:
AIRHOSTESS...!!!???
===========
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bcoz it means
...E - End of
T - Thinking
C - Capacity.
-----------------------------------
How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)
-----------------------------------
When do you know u r in love ?
Ans : When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
-----------------------------------
What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.
-----------------------------------
"Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
'People are more interested in others life than their own.
-----------------------------------
A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You
Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?
-----------------------------------
We Pronounce 22 as Twenty Two,
33 as Thirty Three,
44 as Forty Four,
55 as Fifty Five,
Why not 11 as Onety One?
Doubt By last bench association.
-----------------------------------
What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
and
Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
-----------------------------------
Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...
Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
-----------------------------------
What is the height of confusion?
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
-----------------------------------
Wat is d Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?
Ans 100% Attendanzzz
-----------------------------------
Teacher: What Is The Difference Between HIMAMI & TSUNAMI ?
Pappu : HIMAMI is Face Wash, TSUNAMI is Total Wash.!
-----------------------------------
When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
-----------------------------------
Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
-----------------------------------
Secret formula for married couples...
"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work , bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
======================
Village called piplantri in Rajasthan-
India’s other daughters - The village that plants 111 trees when a girl is born
4 days ago
In a country that still favours the birth of a son, Piplantri village in Rajasthan not only
embraces daughters but has created a tradition that benefits both the local people and the
planet. This endearing village makes a conscious effort to save girl children and the green cover
at the same time, by planting 111 trees every time a girl is born. A brilliant exercise in
eco-feminism, this should inspire India and the rest of the world.
This wonderful eco-conscious tradition ensures that an increase in human population will never
come at a cost to the environment. It is literally helping to ensure a greener future with each
new generation.
The village gathers as a community and plants 111 fruit trees in honour of every newborn female
child.
Village residents collect Rs. 21,000 between themselves and Rs.10,000 from the girl’s parents.
This sum of Rs. 31,000 is made into a 20-year fixed deposit for the girl.
Parents are legally bound by a signed affidavit stating that their daughter will receive proper
education. The affadavit also mandates that the girl should be married only after she reaches
legal age and the trees planted after her birth have been correctly looked after.
The community ensures that the trees survive, attaining fruition as the girl grows up.
The villagers don’t just plant trees, they look after them as well. To protect the trees from
termites, the residents plant aloe vera plants around them.
These trees, and especially the aloe vera plants, are now a source of livelihood for several
residents.
This unique tradition was first suggested by the village’s former leader, Shyam Sundar Paliwal,
in honour of his daughter who passed away at a young age. In the last 6 years, over a quarter of
a million trees have been planted.
Villagers claim there has not been any police case here for the last 7 to 8 years.
This is a heartwarming and inspiring story that MUST be shared and replicated as much as possible
across India and the world.
Share this and help to make our world greener and more equal!
=================
Please note:::
April Fools Day is only for singles.
The married have their anniversary.
==================
After the war, Hanumanji submitted his Travel Allowance Bill for his official tour for collecting
Sanjeevani Booti to Ayodhya administration.
The Auditor in Bill Section raised 3 objections :
(1) Hanumanji did not take prior permission of the appropriate authority (Bharat), the King of
Ayodhya, during the relevant time for his travel
(2) Hanumanji being Grade 2-officer was not entitled to air travel;
(3) Hanumanji was asked to bring Sanjeevani Booti, just a single plant, but he carried a whole
mountain (unauthorized excess baggage).
The Auditor returned the bill. King Ram could do nothing except mark it down for re-examination.
A worried Hanumanji approached the Auditor and offered a bribe of 20% of the T.A.Bill amount.
The Auditor now wrote on the Bill :
Re-examined :
1. Even during the relevant time, Ram was still the king through his Paduka.
2. Further in an emergency, non-entitled officers can be authorized ex-post facto to fly.
3. Also excess baggage is justified as bringing a wrong plant would have entailed multiple
journeys with extra cost; hence bill may be paid.
Ram ji shocked !!
Accounts department rocks Wish u a happy financial year ending
==========
Biology Class:Teacher: Which Mammal flies in air but gives birth to young ones on
land...???Sardar was so excited, as for the 1st time he knew the Answer...!!!???.........Sardar:
AIRHOSTESS...!!!???
===========
Click here for more such jokes collections
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