International scientific Question
Q. On heating which Liquid becomes solid ?
China : no any such type of answer found in books
UK : not found on net
US : meaningless question
France : don't know answer
A Student From I.I.N. Chennai branch : DOSA
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Very interesting & meaningful msg to share:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E ;
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
L+O+V+E;
12+15+22+5 = 54%
L+U+C+K ;
12+21+3+11 = 47%
None of them makes 100%. Then what makes 100%?
Is it Money? NO!
M+O+N+E+Y= 13+15+14+5+25=72%
Leadership? NO!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P= 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE"...
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful.
Amazing mathematics
Beautiful msg to share:
Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below
A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;
E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;
I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;
M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;
Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;
U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;
Y = 25 ; Z = 26.
With each alphabet getting a number, in chronological order, as above, study the following, and bring down the total to a single digit and see the result yourself
Hindu -
S h r e e K r i s h n a
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1=135=9
Muslim
M o h a m m e d
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4=72=9
Jain
M a h a v i r
13+1+8+1+22+9+18=72=9
Sikh
G u r u N a n a k
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11 =108 =9
Parsi
Z a r a t h u s t r a
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1=153=9
Buddhist
G a u t a m
7+1+21+20+1+13=63=9
Christian
E s a M e s s i a h
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8=99=18=9
Each one ends with number 9
THAT IS NATURE'S CREATION TO SHOW THAT GOD IS ONE !!!
====
Useful tips
SOMETHING YOU
MIGHT HAVE NOT
KNOWN And NEED
TO KNOW !!
Ants Problem:
Ants hate Cucumbers.
"KEEP the skin of
Cucumbers near the
Place where they are
or at Ant Hole.
To make the Mirror
Shine:
"Clean with Sprite"
To remove Chewing
Gum from Clothes:
"Keep the Cloth in
the Freezer for One
Hour"
To Whiten White
Clothes:
"Soak White Clothes
in hot water with a
Slice of Lemon for 10
Minutes"
To give a Shine to
your Hair:
"Add one Teaspoon
of Vinegar to Hair,
then wash Hair"
To get maximum
Juice out of Lemons:
"Soak Lemons in Hot
Water for One Hour,
and then juice them"
To avoid smell of
Cabbage while
cooking:
"Keep a piece of
Bread on the
Cabbage in the
Vessel while cooking"
To remove Ink from
Clothes:
"Put Toothpaste
on the Ink Spots
generously and let it
dry completely, then
wash"
To get rid of Mice or
Rats:
"Sprinkle Black
Pepper in places
where you find Mice &
Rats. They will run
away"
Take Water Before
Bedtime..
"About 90% of Heart
Attacks occur Early in
the Morning & it can
be reduced if one
takes a Glass or two
of Water before going
to bed at Night"
We Know Water is
important but never
knew about the
Special Times one
has to drink it.. !!
Did you ???
Drinking Water at the
Right Time
Maximizes its
effectiveness on the
Human Body;
1. 1 Glass of Water
after waking up -
helps to
activate internal
organs..
2. 1 Glass of Water
30 Minutes
before a Meal -
helps digestion..
3. 1 Glass of Water
before taking a
Bath - helps
lower your blood
pressure.
4. 1 Glass of Water
before going to
Bed - avoids
Stroke or Heart
Attack.
Chinese Proverb Says:
'When someone
shares something of
value with you and
you benefit from it,
You have a moral
obligation to share it
with others too.'
====
Age and Experience
A German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
This made me smile!
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the
old dogs. Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
Bull Shit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing
=======
Shampoo and Dish Wash
A very IMP message, do not ignore: DO NOT SHAMPOO IN THE SHOWER. I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner. We use shampoo in the shower and when we wash our hair the shampoo runs down our whole body. Printed clearly on the shampoo label is the warning, "for extra body and volume." No wonder we have been gaining weight.
We should get rid of shampoos and start using dish washing liquid.
Its label reads "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
Follow this and stay slim and trim forever...😜
MSG FROM
Doctor Sundarlal Sharma
From Bhojpur IIN
===========
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Q. On heating which Liquid becomes solid ?
China : no any such type of answer found in books
US : meaningless question
France : don't know answer
A Student From I.I.N. Chennai branch : DOSA
===
Very interesting & meaningful msg to share:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K LM N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K ;
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E ;
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%
L+O+V+E;
12+15+22+5 = 54%
L+U+C+K ;
12+21+3+11 = 47%
None of them makes 100%. Then what makes 100%?
Is it Money? NO!
M+O+N+E+Y= 13+15+14+5+25=72%
Leadership? NO!
L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P= 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+8+9+16=97%
Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE"...
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E ;
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
It is therefore OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful.
Amazing mathematics
Beautiful msg to share:
Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below
A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;
E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;
I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;
M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;
Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;
U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;
Y = 25 ; Z = 26.
With each alphabet getting a number, in chronological order, as above, study the following, and bring down the total to a single digit and see the result yourself
Hindu -
S h r e e K r i s h n a
19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1=135=9
Muslim
M o h a m m e d
13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4=72=9
Jain
M a h a v i r
13+1+8+1+22+9+18=72=9
Sikh
G u r u N a n a k
7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11 =108 =9
Parsi
Z a r a t h u s t r a
26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1=153=9
Buddhist
G a u t a m
7+1+21+20+1+13=63=9
Christian
E s a M e s s i a h
5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8=99=18=9
Each one ends with number 9
THAT IS NATURE'S CREATION TO SHOW THAT GOD IS ONE !!!
====
Useful tips
SOMETHING YOU
MIGHT HAVE NOT
KNOWN And NEED
TO KNOW !!
Ants Problem:
Ants hate Cucumbers.
"KEEP the skin of
Cucumbers near the
Place where they are
or at Ant Hole.
To make the Mirror
Shine:
"Clean with Sprite"
To remove Chewing
Gum from Clothes:
"Keep the Cloth in
the Freezer for One
Hour"
To Whiten White
Clothes:
"Soak White Clothes
in hot water with a
Slice of Lemon for 10
Minutes"
To give a Shine to
your Hair:
"Add one Teaspoon
of Vinegar to Hair,
then wash Hair"
To get maximum
Juice out of Lemons:
"Soak Lemons in Hot
Water for One Hour,
and then juice them"
To avoid smell of
Cabbage while
cooking:
"Keep a piece of
Bread on the
Cabbage in the
Vessel while cooking"
To remove Ink from
Clothes:
"Put Toothpaste
on the Ink Spots
generously and let it
dry completely, then
wash"
To get rid of Mice or
Rats:
"Sprinkle Black
Pepper in places
where you find Mice &
Rats. They will run
away"
Take Water Before
Bedtime..
"About 90% of Heart
Attacks occur Early in
the Morning & it can
be reduced if one
takes a Glass or two
of Water before going
to bed at Night"
We Know Water is
important but never
knew about the
Special Times one
has to drink it.. !!
Did you ???
Drinking Water at the
Right Time
Maximizes its
effectiveness on the
Human Body;
1. 1 Glass of Water
after waking up -
helps to
activate internal
organs..
2. 1 Glass of Water
30 Minutes
before a Meal -
helps digestion..
3. 1 Glass of Water
before taking a
Bath - helps
lower your blood
pressure.
4. 1 Glass of Water
before going to
Bed - avoids
Stroke or Heart
Attack.
Chinese Proverb Says:
'When someone
shares something of
value with you and
you benefit from it,
You have a moral
obligation to share it
with others too.'
====
Age and Experience
A German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost.
Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,
"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
This made me smile!
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the
old dogs. Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
Bull Shit and brilliance only come with age and experience.
If you don't send this to five 'old' friends right away, there will be five fewer people laughing
=======
Shampoo and Dish Wash
A very IMP message, do not ignore: DO NOT SHAMPOO IN THE SHOWER. I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner. We use shampoo in the shower and when we wash our hair the shampoo runs down our whole body. Printed clearly on the shampoo label is the warning, "for extra body and volume." No wonder we have been gaining weight.
We should get rid of shampoos and start using dish washing liquid.
Its label reads "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."
Follow this and stay slim and trim forever...😜
MSG FROM
Doctor Sundarlal Sharma
From Bhojpur IIN
===========
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