Mental Aptitude Test
Pretty Amazing The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 23 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fool cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I bet you, cannot resist passing it on
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To,
The Principal
Dear Sir,
Sub.: leave application for eye coming
I will not come as my eyes have come. If I come with my coming eyes then your eyes will come & you will not come. But still if you come with your coming eyes all office eyes will come & all will not come. So I will not come and all will come. I will come back when my coming eyes will go & all will come without their eyes coming.
Yours Sincerely
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!
The husband, typically unromantic, replied,
"I am in the toilet. Please advise"
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बच्चा School का Admission Form भरते हुये .... पापा Mother Tongue मे Kya लिखु ?
पापा : लिख बेटा, Very Long & Out Of Control.
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'Wife: Jab main gana gaati hon to aap bahar kyon chaly jaty hain??
Husband: Takay bahar waly ye na samjhen k main tumhara gala daba raha hon.'
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Beautiful letter written by a father to his son
Please read till end . It's worth it .
Must send to your children
A letter to my beloved children :
Dear son / daughter
I am writing this to you because of 3 reasons
1. Life, fortune and mishaps are unpredictable, nobody knows how long he lives. Some words are better said early.
2. I am your father, and if I don't tell you these, no one else will.
3. What is written is my own personal bitter experiences that perhaps could save you a lot of unnecessary heartaches. Remember the following as you go through life
1. Do not bear grudge towards those who are not good to you. No one has the responsibility of treating you well, except your mother and I.
To those who are good to you, you have to treasure it and be thankful, and ALSO you have to be cautious, because, everyone has a motive for every move. When a person is good to you, it does not mean he really likes you. You have to be careful, don't hastily regard him as a real friend.
2. No one is indispensable, nothing is in the world that you must possess.
Once you understand this idea, it would be easier for you to go through life when people around you don't want you anymore, or when you lose what/who you love most.
3.Life is short.
When you waste your life today, tomorrow you would find that life is leaving you. The earlier you treasure your life, the better you enjoy life.
4.Love is but a transient feeling, and this feeling would fade with time and with one's mood. If your so called loved one leaves you, be patient, time will wash away your aches and sadness.
Don't over exaggerate the beauty and sweetness of love, and don't over exaggerate the sadness of falling out of love.
5.A lot of successful people did not receive a good education, that does not mean that you can be successful by not studying hard! Whatever knowledge you gain is your weapon in life.
One can go from rags to riches, but one has to start from some rags!
6.I do not expect you to financially support me when I am old, neither would I financially support your whole life. My responsibility as a supporter ends when you are grown up. After that, you decide whether you want to travel in a public transport or in your limousine, whether rich or poor.
7.You honour your words, but don't expect others to be so. You can be good to people, but don't expect people to be good to you. If you don't understand this, you would end up with unnecessary troubles.
8. I have bought lotteries for umpteen years, but I could never strike any prize. That shows if you want to be rich, you have to work hard! There is no free lunch!
9. No matter how much time I have with you, let's treasure the time we have together. We do not know if we would meet again in our next life.
Your Dad
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Funny Car Extensions
FORD - For Only Rough Drivers
HYUNDAI - Hope You Understand Nothing Drivable And Inexpensive
VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
PORSCHE - Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything
OPEL - Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA - The One You Only Trust Always
HONDA - Hanged Over Now Driving Away
BMW - Biggest Money Waste
AUDI - Automated Unwanted Debt Invitation
Mercedes - Maximum Enthusiasm Recurring Cost Ego Developed Eagerness to Sell
FIAT - Failure In Italian Automotive Technology
and the Grand Finale..
MARUTI - Made According to Roads Users Typically Indian
and the Great Grand Finale..
TATA - TRY Again TRY Again………..
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Height of Misunderstanding !
Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news… I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."
The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a telephone call from Reliance Energy because the electricity bill has not been paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor? "
"Yes… speaking"
Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the Reliance guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files… HOW ???"
" Yes ….. We have a system of finding out who's overdue "
" GOD !!!… This is too much…"
"Madam, I am sorry… I am just following orders… I have to inform that you are overdue.."
"I know that … let me talk to my husband about this tonight. He will speak to your company tomorrow.. "
That night, she tells her husband about the incident, and he, mad as a bull,rushes to Reliance office the next day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts..
"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Reliance, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off.."
"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.
"Well… I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle !!!
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