Wife: Dear..do you remember what saree I was wearing when u came to see me...for the first time..
Husband: No..I don't remember..
Wife: see..u don't love me at all..
Husband: its not like that honey..
A person giving up his life on the railway track will not be checking whether it is shatabdi or Rajadhani .
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Few bites on power disconnection and load shedding in bangalore !!
Power cuts are the only time the whole family assembles together and members speak to each other. Seeing this, KEB has decided to have a tagline called "Connecting people by disconnecting power" !!!!!!!!!!!
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An Old man has 8
hair on his head.
He went to Barber
shop.
Barber in anger
asked:
shall i cut or count
?
Old man smiled and
said:
"Colour
it!"
LIFE is to enjoy
with whatever you have with you, keep smiling
If you feel
STRESSED,
Give yourself a
Break.
Enjoy Some..
Icecream
Chocolates
Cake
Why?
B'Coz
STRESSED in reverse
Spelling
DESSERTS !!!
Alphabetic advice
for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring
Company..
D E F
Don't Entertain
Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend
like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the
Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to
Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur
Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom
ahead in life
If you
see the moon ..... You see
the beauty of
God .....
If you
see the Sun ..... You see
the power of
God ..... And ....
If you
see the Mirror. You
see the best
Creation of GOD .
So Believe
in YOURSELF.
Our aim in life
should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0
..9-glass drinking
water.
..8-hrs sound sleep.
..7-wonders tour
with family.
..6-six digit
income.
..5-days work a week
..4-wheeler.
..3-bedroom flat
..2-cute children.
..1-sweetheart.
..0-tension!
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