SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 40

This is one of the best jokes !

Sardar had a leakage💧💧 in the roof over his dining room. 


Plumber asked: "Sir when did u notice it ??" 

Sardar: "Last night.... when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup" 🍵

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Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again !!

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A lady was driving along with her father.
They came upon a storm, and the young lady asked her father, "What should I do?"

He said "keep driving".. Cars began to pull over to the side,the storm was getting worse.

"What should I do." The young lady asked?
"Keep driving," her father replied.

On up a few feet, she noticed that eighteen wheelers were also pulling over. She told her dad, "I must pull over, I can barely see ahead. It is terrible, and everyone is pulling over!"
Her father told her, "Don't give up, just keep driving!"

Now the storm was terrible, but she never stopped driving, and soon she could see a little more clearly. After a couple of miles she was again on dry land, and the sun came out.
Her father said, "Now you can pull over and get out."

She said "But why now?"

He said "When you get out, look back at all the people that gave up and are still in the storm,
because you never gave up, your storm is now over.

This is a testimony for anyone who is going through 'hard times'.

Just because everyone else, even the strongest, gives up. You don't have to...if you keep going, soon your storm will be over and the sun will shine upon your face again.

This story touched me! I hope it touched you!

Feel free to pass it on to some people you know.
Tell them:"Never give up, because GOD will never give up on you."

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ಮನುಷ್ಯನದು ಸ್ವಂತದ್ದು ಏನಿದೆ?
ಜನ್ಮ ಬೇರೆಯವರು ನೀಡಿದ್ದಾರೆ ..!
ಹೆಸರು ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಇಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾರೆ.
ಶಿಕ್ಷಣ ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಕಲಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ..
ಕೆಲಸವು ಬೇರೆಯವರು ಕೊಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾರೆ..
ನಾಳೆ ಸ್ಮಶಾನಕ್ಕೆ ಬೇರೆಯವರೇ ಹೊತ್ತುಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗುತ್ತಾರೆ..!
ಹಾಗಾದರೆ,
ವ್ಯರ್ಥ ಅಹಂಕಾರ ಏಕೆ..?
ಯಾವಾಗಲೂ ಒಳ್ಳೆಯ ಕರ್ಮದ ಬಗ್ಗೆ ಯೋಚಿಸಬೇಕಲ್ಲವೇ...?


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W O M A N..

● changes her name..

● changes her home..

● leaves her family..

● moves in with you..

● builds a home with you..

● gets pregnant for you..

● pregnancy changes her body..

● she gets fat..

● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of child birth..

● even the kids she delivers bear your name..

Till the day she dies.. everything she does... cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefit you.. sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty.

So who is really doing whom a favour?

Dear men, appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is not easy to be a woman.

*Being a woman is priceless*

Happy women's week! 

Pass this to every woman in your contact to make her feel proud of herself.

Rock the world ladies!

A salute to ladies!

WOMAN MEANS:-

W ➖ WONDERFUL MOTHER.
O ➖ OUTSTANDING FRIEND.
M ➖ MARVELLOUS DAUGHTER.
A ➖ ADORABLE SISTER.
N ➖ NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM GOD.

Pass to every women to feel proud!