The office notice board displayed.आज का हिंदी ज्ञान :
Air Hostess = हवाई सुंदरी
Nurse = दवाई सुंदरी
Lady Teacher = पढ़ाई सुँदरी
Maid = सफ़ाई सुँदरी.
Some one added:
Wife - लड़ाई सुँदरी
😀😜😜😜
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All husbands can enjoy 😄😄😄
🔴Wife : Shall I prepare Sambar or Rasam today . Husband : First make it, we will name it later ☺😋
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🔴A frustrated husband in front of his laptop:
dear google, please do not behave like my wife...
Please allow me to complete my sentence before you start guessing & suggesting
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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🔴A married man's prayer;
Dear God, u gave me childhood, u took it away
U gave me youth, u took it away.
U gave me a wife.......... Its been years now,
just reminding u......😂😂😝😝
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🔴A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight ! Why the hell did you bring him home for?"
Husband answers "Because he's thinking of getting married"
😝😝😝😝
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🔴Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
😎😎😎
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🔴Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
😝😝😝
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🔴A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal
😜😜😜
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🔴A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
😁😁😁
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🔴Best Slogan on a
MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
😳😳😳
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👍 ಹುಡುಗಿ ತನ್ನ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಇರುವಷ್ಟು ದಿನ "ರಾಣಿ"ಹಾಗೆ ಇರ‍್ತಾಳೆ..
👑👑👑
👼👼👼
🎀🎀🎀.
ಲಗ್ನವಾಗಿ ಗಂಡನ ಮನೆಗೆ ಹೊಗುವಾಗ "ಲಕ್ಷ್ಮೀ" ಅನಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳುತ್ತಾಳೆ..
💰💴💶💰
ಗಂಡನ ಮನೆಯಲ್ಲಿ ಕೆಲಸ ಮಾಡ್ತಾ ಮಾಡ್ತಾ "ಬಾಯಿ" ಆಗಿಬಿಡುತ್ತಾಳೆ..
🍴🍛🍲🙆
ಈ ರೀತಿಯಾಗಿ ಹುಡುಗಿ "ರಾಣಿ-ಲಕ್ಷ್ಮೀ-ಬಾಯಿ" ಯಾಗುತ್ತಾಳೆ..!!!
🔨⚡⚡
😆😆😜😜😄😄
ನಂತರ ಜೀವನ ಪೂರ್ತಿ ಗಂಡನ ಜೊತೆ ಯುಧ್ಧ ಮಾಡುತ್ತಿರುತ್ತಾಳೆ.
👊💪💣😂😂😂
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👍 Why some names are like 👇:
✔ JACKSON
✔ WILSON
✔ MARKSON
✔ ROBINSON
✔ KENSON
✔ ANDERSON
✔ DAVIDSON
✔ JAMISON
✔ JOHNSON
So that "Mom can Remember 🙍
WHO is WHOSE SON"😂😃😆😝
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ಕನ್ನಡ ಹೆಚ್ಚು ಕಮ್ಮಿ ಆದ್ರೆ ಪ್ರಾಣನೆ ಹೋಗುತ್ತೆ. ಧಾರವಾಡ್ ಮೇಸ್ಟ್ರು: ನಮ್ ಮನ್ಯಾಗ 12 🐃 ಎಮ್ಮಿ ಅದಾವ , ಅದ್ರಾಗ ನಾ ಕೆಮ್ಮಿ ಸತ್ರ ಎಸ್ಟ್ ಉಳಿತಾವ್? ಗುಂಡ: 12 🐃 ಎಮ್ಮಿ.
ಮೇಸ್ಟ್ರು: ಅದ್ ಹೆಂಗೋ ?.
ಗುಂಡ: ನೀವ್ ಕೆಮ್ಮಿ ಸತ್ರ ಎಮ್ಮಿ ಯಾಕ್ ಕಡಿಮಿ ಅಗ್ತಾವ್ರಿ ಸರಾ 😂😂.
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Suddenly wife wakes up her husband @ 2 AM. Wife:"who was heroine in film TRIDEV? Husband :"Madhuri Dixit,Sangita Bijlani n Sonam"!! Wife:what was the screen name of Kajol in Dil Vale dulhaniya le jayege? ? Husband :"Simran"!! Wife : How much did Sachin score in WC match against Pakistan in 2003? Husband : 98 Wife:"Kavita, residing our opposite flat,when did she move in? ? Husband :" Two months completed last Wednesday. ... But, why are you asking me all this in the middle of the night? ? Wife:" Yesterday was my birthday " "Silence" "Pin drop Silence"😂😂😂
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