SMS Jokes , funny text shares , Humour , Witty quotes , Greetings - Part 87

Once An Old man was waiting for Train....


Boy : What's the Time ?
Old man : Sorry.
Boy : Time ?
Old man : No!.
Boy : Why ?
Old man : If i tell you the time,you will ask me my name, my job,etc.Then both of us will be frank..May be you get seat beside me.U may go to same city..My daughter will come to receive me.She is beautiful, you both may fall in love then she might insist to marry you and I'm sorry I don't want a son in law who doesnt even have a watch !.

Boy : Alalala mudka😔

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Interviewers ask routine questions to candidates ....Some weird answers....

*Q - Tell us about yourself ?*
A - Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you!

*Q - Where do you see yourself in 5 years down the line ?*A - Asking stupid questions to new candidates.

*Q - What are your expectations ?*
A - Salary 🤑🤑🤑

*Q - What challenges you faced in your earlier job ?*
A - Staying awake after lunch !!

*Q - Why do you want to join our company ?*
A - Nobody else is taking me. Your  company is closer to my home....

*Q - What attracts you to our company ?*
A - The receptionist !!

*Q - Why you left your previous job ?*
A - Previous company shifted office and they didn't inform me new address !!

*Q -Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ?*
A - Yes...but just don't ask me where I had gone...!!

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The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle.
He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked.
"Who never talks back to mother? and
"Who does everything mother says?"
Five small voices replied in unison. "Okay daddy! You get the toy."

😝😝😝😝

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ನಾನು ಅಹಂಕಾರದಿಂದ ಹೇಳಿದೆ 
ಎಷ್ಟು ಬೆಲೆ ಕೊಟ್ಟಾದರೂ ಆ 
ಭೂಮಿ ನಾನು ಪಡೆಯುವೆ..

ಭೂಮಿ ನಯವಾಗಿ ಹೇಳಿತು 
ಯಾವ ಬೆಲೆ ಕೊಡದೆ ನಿನ್ನನ್ನು
ನಾನು ಪಡೆಯುವೆ..

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Education Is Not A Name Of Any Degree Or Certificate 
That Can Be Shown To Others As Proof..
BUT
Education Is The Reflection Of Our _Attitude, Actions, Language, Behaviour_ & Personality With Others In Real Life.

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The best cure for the Body is a Quiet Mind.........
And the best cure for the Mind is .......... "Never Mind''
Always look for What's Wrong before looking Who's Wrong!!

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What is Kaliyug and what will happen during Kaliyug ?

-asked The four Pandavas 
(except Yudhishthira who was not present) 


Krishna smiled and said "let me demonstrate you the situation of Kaliyug"

 He took a bow and four arrows and shot them in four directions, and ordered the four Pandavas to bring them back.

Each of the four Pandavas went in four different directions to search for the arrows.

Arjuna- when he picked the arrow, he heard a very sweet voice.. he turned back and saw a cuckoo was singing bhajans in very spellbinding voice but was also eating flesh of a live rabbit which was in great pain.

 Arjuna was very surprised to see such a gory act by such a divine bird ...he left the place immediately.



Bhima picked the arrow from a place where five wells were situated, the four wells were surrounding a single well. 

The four wells were overflowing with very sweet water as if they were not able to hold water and surprisingly the well in the middle of these four overflowing wells was completely empty.

 Bhima was also puzzled at this sight.



Nakula was returning to the place after picking up the arrow he stopped at a place where a cow was about to give birth.

 After giving birth the cow started licking the calf but continued to lick it even after the calf was clean, with great difficulty people were able to separate them and by that time the calf was injured badly. 

Nakula was puzzled by the behavior of such calm animal.


Sahdev picked an arrow which fell near a mountain and saw a big boulder falling, the boulder was crushing the rocks and big trees on his way down, but the same boulder was stopped by a small plant.

Sahdev was also amazed at this sight.

All the Pandavas asked the meaning of these incidents from Krishna who smiled and started explaining-
" In Kaliyug the priests will have very sweet voice and will also have great knowledge but they will exploit devotees the same way cuckoo was doing with rabbit. 

In Kaliyug poor will live among rich, those rich will have enormous amount of wealth which will actually overflow but they will not offer a single penny to the poor same as the four well didn't had a single drop of water for the empty well. 


In Kaliyug parents will love their children so much that their love will actually spoil them and will destroy their lives similar to the love shown by cow to her newborn calf.


In Kaliyug people will fall in terms of character like the boulder from the mountain and they will not be stopped by anyone at the end only the name of God will be able to hold them from doom like the little plant held the boulder from further fall.


That's the explanation of Kaliyug from Lord Krishna to Pandavas...

Let's try to understand the meaning...

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