Historical joke
Two Sardars in museum looking at an Egyptian Mummy...
Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case.
Sardar 2: Hummmm. Lorry number also written.BC.1760.. 😜😂😅
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The story of watermelons by Manohar Parrikar:
"I am from the village of Parra in Goa, hence we are called Parrikars. My village is famous for its watermelons. When I was a child, the farmers would organise a watermelon-eating contest at the end of the harvest season in May.
All the kids would be invited to eat as many watermelons as they wanted. Years later, I went to IIT Mumbai to study engineering. I went back to my village after 6.5 years.
I went to the market looking for watermelons. They were all gone. The ones that were there were so small.
I went to see the farmer who hosted the watermelon-eating contest. His son had taken over. He would host the contest but there was a difference.
When the older farmer gave us watermelons to eat he would ask us to spit out the seeds into a bowl. We were told not to bite into the seeds.
He was collecting the seeds for his next crop. We were unpaid child labourers, actually. He kept his best watermelons for the contest and he got the best seeds which would yield even bigger watermelons the next year.
His son, when he took over, realised that the larger watermelons would fetch more money in the market so he sold the larger ones and kept the smaller ones for the contest.
The next year, the watermelons were smaller, the year later even small. In watermelons the generation is one year. In seven years, Parra's best watermelons were finished. In humans, generations change after 25 years. It will take us 200 years to figure what we were doing wrong while educating our children."
Unless we employ our best to train the next generation, this is what can happen to us. We must attract the best into teaching profession".
Great story indeed! Each one of us are responsible to offer our best culture to next generation!
The whole world is looking to India as a Spiritual Leader.
Unfortunately, hardly few are aware of the great heritage we have carried!
If we don't pass on right things to next generation, they will be misguided.
**********
1 Chinese 👷,
1 Gora 👨
aur
1 Miya bhai
ship me ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn👲 aaya aur bola: "Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!"
Chinese ne memory card phenka
Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya 😱..
Gore ne suei pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..😱
Miya bhai ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. "batao mere aaaka main haar gaya," 🙏
Miya bhai bola: "main bhi tera baap hu, maine "Disprin" ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, Ghar Chal
Bohot Kaam Pada He!!"
JINN Shocked 🙀&
Miya bhai ROCKED 😂😛
***********
Wife:- I’m going for shopping, Do you want anything?
Husband:- I want a sense of meaning & purpose in my life. I seek fulfillment and completeness to my soul, I want to connect to God and discover the spiritualside to me.
Wife:- Be specific, Blender's Pride Or Royal Stag?🤣
*********
One day a Professor was talking about marriages in the class.
Professor : What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu : I would want a wife like the moon.
Professor : Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon?
Pappu : No, no...
Professor : Oh, so you want her to be Round and white?
Pappu : No, no...
Professor : Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon?
Pappu : No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning.
Professor fainted...
*********
*Superb story writen by Chetan Bhagat in his FB Post*
Must read 👌👌
One night, just before *the shopkeeper was* about to close the shop, *a dog came* into the shop.
*There was a bag* in its mouth. *The bag had a list* of items *to be bought* and money. *The shopkeeper took the money* and *kept the items* in the bag.
Immediately, *The dog picked up the bag* of items and *left.* The *shopkeeper was surprised* and *went behind the dog* to see *who the owner was.*
*The dog waited* at the bus stop. After sometime, *a bus came* and the *dog got into* the bus. As soon as *the conductor came,* it *moved forward* to show his neck belt which *had money and the address* as well. *The conductor took* the money and *put the ticket* in his neck belt again.
When *it reached* the destination, *the dog went* to the front and *wagged his tail* indicating that *he wanted* to get down. The moment the bus stopped, *it got down.* The *shopkeeper was still following* it.
*The dog knocked* on the door of a house with its legs. *Its owner came* from inside and *beat* it with a stick.
The shocked shopkeeper *asked* him "why are you beating the dog?", to which *the owner replied,* "he *disturbed* my sleep. *It could have taken* the keys with it."
*This is* the truth of life. *There is* no end to the expectations people have from you. The moment you *go wrong,* they *start pointing* at our mistakes. All the good done in the past is forgotten. Any small mistake committed then *gets magnified.* *This is* the nature of this material world.!!! ☺☺☺👍👍👍
**********
Fact of life
Seeing the brand new BMW X6 of the boss, an employee full of excitement tells : wah boss what superb vehicle you have got!
Boss putting his hand on his shoulders : if you too work with all sincerity, put all efforts with your heart and soul, come on time, take no leaves, do work overtime and complete all targets, then .....
Employee: then what sir ...
Boss : Next year I will get a better car than this
**********
A couple 👫 watching an IPL 🎾 match on the TV 💻 together. After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies 😆 like his brother.
Husband: 😨 He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee 😄
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta 😁
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡.
Husband: 😭😭😭He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. 😜
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over😆😆😆?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Husband: 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband turns off the TV 😂😂😂.
Wife turns it on and watches ' putta gowri maduve'
😅😅😅
Husband: Who is this gowri ?
Wife : nim amma 😡😡😡
Don’t disturb me..
Husband: 😳😳😳
Two Sardars in museum looking at an Egyptian Mummy...
Sardar 1: Look So many bandages Pakka Accident Case.
Sardar 2: Hummmm. Lorry number also written.BC.1760.. 😜😂😅
**********
The story of watermelons by Manohar Parrikar:
"I am from the village of Parra in Goa, hence we are called Parrikars. My village is famous for its watermelons. When I was a child, the farmers would organise a watermelon-eating contest at the end of the harvest season in May.
All the kids would be invited to eat as many watermelons as they wanted. Years later, I went to IIT Mumbai to study engineering. I went back to my village after 6.5 years.
I went to the market looking for watermelons. They were all gone. The ones that were there were so small.
I went to see the farmer who hosted the watermelon-eating contest. His son had taken over. He would host the contest but there was a difference.
When the older farmer gave us watermelons to eat he would ask us to spit out the seeds into a bowl. We were told not to bite into the seeds.
He was collecting the seeds for his next crop. We were unpaid child labourers, actually. He kept his best watermelons for the contest and he got the best seeds which would yield even bigger watermelons the next year.
His son, when he took over, realised that the larger watermelons would fetch more money in the market so he sold the larger ones and kept the smaller ones for the contest.
The next year, the watermelons were smaller, the year later even small. In watermelons the generation is one year. In seven years, Parra's best watermelons were finished. In humans, generations change after 25 years. It will take us 200 years to figure what we were doing wrong while educating our children."
Unless we employ our best to train the next generation, this is what can happen to us. We must attract the best into teaching profession".
Great story indeed! Each one of us are responsible to offer our best culture to next generation!
The whole world is looking to India as a Spiritual Leader.
Unfortunately, hardly few are aware of the great heritage we have carried!
If we don't pass on right things to next generation, they will be misguided.
**********
1 Chinese 👷,
1 Gora 👨
aur
1 Miya bhai
ship me ja rahe the..
Achanak 1 Jinn👲 aaya aur bola: "Samundar me koi cheez pheko, agar maine dhoond li to main tumhe maar dunga, Aur na dhoond paya to main tumhara Gulam!!"
Chinese ne memory card phenka
Jinn ne dhoond li aur use maar diya 😱..
Gore ne suei pheka.
Jinn ne dhoond liya aur use bhi maar diya..😱
Miya bhai ne kuch phenka..
Gin ne bohot dhuna, dhund dhund ke thak gaya aur puchhne laga. "batao mere aaaka main haar gaya," 🙏
Miya bhai bola: "main bhi tera baap hu, maine "Disprin" ki goli fenki thi, Chal Beta, Ghar Chal
Bohot Kaam Pada He!!"
JINN Shocked 🙀&
Miya bhai ROCKED 😂😛
***********
Wife:- I’m going for shopping, Do you want anything?
Husband:- I want a sense of meaning & purpose in my life. I seek fulfillment and completeness to my soul, I want to connect to God and discover the spiritualside to me.
Wife:- Be specific, Blender's Pride Or Royal Stag?🤣
*********
One day a Professor was talking about marriages in the class.
Professor : What kind of Wife would you like Pappu?
Pappu : I would want a wife like the moon.
Professor : Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon?
Pappu : No, no...
Professor : Oh, so you want her to be Round and white?
Pappu : No, no...
Professor : Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon?
Pappu : No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning.
Professor fainted...
*********
*Superb story writen by Chetan Bhagat in his FB Post*
Must read 👌👌
One night, just before *the shopkeeper was* about to close the shop, *a dog came* into the shop.
*There was a bag* in its mouth. *The bag had a list* of items *to be bought* and money. *The shopkeeper took the money* and *kept the items* in the bag.
Immediately, *The dog picked up the bag* of items and *left.* The *shopkeeper was surprised* and *went behind the dog* to see *who the owner was.*
*The dog waited* at the bus stop. After sometime, *a bus came* and the *dog got into* the bus. As soon as *the conductor came,* it *moved forward* to show his neck belt which *had money and the address* as well. *The conductor took* the money and *put the ticket* in his neck belt again.
When *it reached* the destination, *the dog went* to the front and *wagged his tail* indicating that *he wanted* to get down. The moment the bus stopped, *it got down.* The *shopkeeper was still following* it.
*The dog knocked* on the door of a house with its legs. *Its owner came* from inside and *beat* it with a stick.
The shocked shopkeeper *asked* him "why are you beating the dog?", to which *the owner replied,* "he *disturbed* my sleep. *It could have taken* the keys with it."
*This is* the truth of life. *There is* no end to the expectations people have from you. The moment you *go wrong,* they *start pointing* at our mistakes. All the good done in the past is forgotten. Any small mistake committed then *gets magnified.* *This is* the nature of this material world.!!! ☺☺☺👍👍👍
**********
Fact of life
Seeing the brand new BMW X6 of the boss, an employee full of excitement tells : wah boss what superb vehicle you have got!
Boss putting his hand on his shoulders : if you too work with all sincerity, put all efforts with your heart and soul, come on time, take no leaves, do work overtime and complete all targets, then .....
Employee: then what sir ...
Boss : Next year I will get a better car than this
**********
A couple 👫 watching an IPL 🎾 match on the TV 💻 together. After five minutes:
Wife: Is that Bret Lee
Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler.
Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies 😆 like his brother.
Husband: 😨 He does not have an actor brother
Wife: What about Bruce Lee 😄
Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian
Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes.
Husband: No. It is called action replay.
Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one.
Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta 😁
Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter🚡.
Husband: 😭😭😭He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free hit. 😜
Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a ‘ free’ hit?
Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to?
Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’.
Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over😆😆😆?
Wife: How many runs to win?
Husband: 72 in 36 balls
Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball
Husband turns off the TV 😂😂😂.
Wife turns it on and watches ' putta gowri maduve'
😅😅😅
Husband: Who is this gowri ?
Wife : nim amma 😡😡😡
Don’t disturb me..
Husband: 😳😳😳
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