Pai: Intelligent Husband
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Wife was busy in packing her clothes.
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Husband - Where are you going ?
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Wife - I'm moving to my mother.
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Husband also starts packing his clothes.
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Wife - Now where are you going ?
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Husband - I'm also moving to my mother.
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Wife - And what about the kids ?
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Husband - Well I guess ... If you are moving to your mother and I'm moving to my mother ... They should move to their mother.
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Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😄
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Wife : "why are u home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
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Doctor : How is ur headache ?
Patient : she's out of town. 😄
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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because, there is always a
better model in neighborhood 😉
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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils,
but my wife is the queen of them.
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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 🚗
Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 😁
Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄
Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.. 😉
Q - How to save a Dying Woman?
Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 😋
Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 😂
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The woman who invented the phrase ...
"All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.😝
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened....
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Wives are magicians........
They can change anything into an argument.😆😜
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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don't have a wife!
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Please convey this message to all kids--
Dear Children,
If any relative calls up to ask your marks, ask them their salary increment.😂😂
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Officer: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: That is not restricted😜
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*SOME GOLDEN THOUGHTS OF THIRUKKURAL:*
1. *If your child lies to you often, it is because you over-react too harshly to their inappropriate behaviour.*
2. *If your child is not taught to confide in you about their mistakes, you’ve lost them.*
3. *If your child had poor self-esteem, it is because you advice them more than you encourage them.*
4. *If your child does not stand up for themselves, it is because from a young age you have disciplined them regularly in public.*
5. *If your child takes things that do not belong to them, it is because when you buy them things, you don’t let them chose what they want.*
6. *If your child is cowardly, it is because you help them too quickly.*
7. *If your child does not respect other people’s feelings, it is because instead of speaking to your child, you order & command them.*
8. *If your child is too quick to anger, it is because you give too much attention to misbehaviour & you give little attention to good behaviour.*
9. *If your child is excessively jealous, it is because you only congratulate them when they successfully complete something & not when they improve at something even if they don’t successfully complete it*
10. *If your child intentionally disturbs you, it is because you are not physically affectionate enough.*
11. *If your child is openly defiant, it is because you openly threaten to do something but don’t follow through.*
12. *If your child is secretive, it is because they don’t trust that you won’t blow things out of proportion.*
13. *If your child talks back to you, it is because they watch you do it to others & think its normal behaviour.*
14. *If your child doesn’t listen to you but listens to others, it is because you are too quick to jump to conclusions*
15. *If your child rebels it is because they know you care more about what others think than what is right*
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*🌷Beware of ego. Its a double edged sword. The outer edge cuts your POPULARITY, While the inner edge cuts your PURITY.*
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*🌹Bell has no sound till someone rings it, Song has no tune until someone sings it.. So never hide ur feelings , BCoz it has no value till someone feels it.*
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*🌺We get comfort from those who agree with us. But we get growth from only those who criticize us. Being frank in life is always better than being false.*
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*🍀Mistake is a single page in a part of life, But relation is a book of Dictionary, So, Don't lose a full book for a single page..*
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Gifted scholar Zhao Jie from the university of Beijing wrote as follows:
" *I admire those parents who are able to forge extremely strong and close bonds with their children when they were young and yet they know when to let go in a timely and appropriate manner when the children have grown up* . *Taking care of and raising children and then letting go of them are parents' basic and mandatory duties*. A parent- child relationship is not a type of relationship that is permanently with the parents being in control. *It is a special and profound relationship brought about by fate*; we must not let the child feel deprived or lacking when they were young and neither should we let them feel stifled when they have grown up. *The role of parents is a journey of love and wisdom* . Not only in one's role as parents, but also in life there are many moments that we need to understand when to advance and retreat.
*Very often people wonder why do we have children? Is it to carry on the family's name or to raise children to take care of us in old age*?
Finally, I found a very touching answer: *the reason for having children is both to give and to appreciate*.
We should not ask for perfection in our children, neither should we expect them to win credits to honour the family nor should we want them as an insurance for old age.
*We should only ask for them to be healthy and to let us have the chance to walk with them through this journey of life in this beautiful world*.
This is such a beautiful verse that we have to remind ourselves; to pick a way to love our children!
*All we ask is for them to be healthy and happy*
It's an amazing read for all of us as parents...when we are given to think that children should be our old age insurance. ..
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*💐I is the slimmest letter & the smallest word in dictionary, let’s not make it the largest & the most heaviest word in our lives......*.✍
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*🌷No matter how good you get you can always get better and that’s the exciting part. - Steve Jobs*
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*🌹Keep your heart inspired and ever afire with enthusiasm to live the nobler life of meaningful strife. - Swami Chinmayananda*
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*🌺It's very important that we re-learn the art of resting and relaxing. Not only does it help prevent the onset of many illnesses that develop through chronic tension and worrying; it allows us to clear our minds, focus, and find creative solutions to problems. - Thich Nhat Hanh*
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What is the *hardest thing to break ?*
Surprisingly The answer is: *HABIT!*
If you break the H, you still have *A BIT.*
If you break the A, you still have *BIT.*
If you break the B, you still have *IT!*
Even after you break the T in *IT,* There is still the *'I'.* And that *(I)* is the root *cause* of all the *problems!*...
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