*A Very interesting Paradox!!*
Many years ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but was unable to pay the fees. The student struck a deal saying, "I will pay your fee the day I win my first case in the court".
Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded him of the deal and pushed days.
Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves.
The teacher put forward his argument saying:
"If I win this case, as per the court of law, the student has to pay me as the case is about his non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, the student will still pay me because he would have won his first case... So either way I will get the money".
Equally brilliant, the student argued back saying: "If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don't have to pay anything to the teacher as the case is about my non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, I don't have to pay him because I haven't won my first case yet....So either way, I am not going to pay the teacher anything".
This is one of the greatest paradoxes ever recorded. – Who is right and who is the winner?
This is part of ancient Greek history. The lawyer teacher was Protagoras (485-415 BCE) and the student was Euthalos. This is known as Protagoras's Paradox. This case was not solved. The most interesting part - this is still debated (even today) in law schools as a logic problem!
😀😀😳😀😀😀
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ಟೀಚರ್ : ನಿನ್ ಹೆಸರೇನು ?
ಸ್ಟೂಡೆಂಟ್ : ಚರಂಡಿ
ಟೀಚರ್ : ಏಯ್ idiot ಹೆಸ್ರು ಕೇಳುದ್ರೆ ನಾಟಕ ಆಡ್ತಿಯ . . . . .
ಸ್ಟೂಡೆಂಟ್ : ಎಷ್ಟ್ ಸಾರಿ ಕೇಳುದ್ರು ಅಷ್ಟೆ ನನ್ ಹೆಸ್ರು ಚರಂಡಿ ಚರಂಡಿ charan.D
☆: ಟೀಚರ್ :- ನೀನು ಯಾರ್ ಮಗ..❓❓
ಶಿಷ್ಯ :- ವಿಶ್ವ ಸುಂದರಿ ಮಗ👰
ಟೀಚರ್ :- ಲೋ ಏನ್ ತಮಾಷೆ ಮಾಡ್ತಿದೀಯಾ☺
ಶಿಷ್ಯ :- ಇಲ್ಲ ಮೇಡಮ್😁 ನನ್ ಅಪ್ಪ ವಿಶ್ವ👨,, ಅಮ್ಮ ಸುಂದರಿ👩...😳😁😁😜
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ಸರ್ ಹತ್ತನೇ ತರಗತಿಯ ಕನ್ನಡ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಇದೆಯೇ...? "
" ಇಲ್ಲಪ್ಪಾ "
" ಹಾಗಾದರೆ ಐದನೆ ತರಗತಿಯ ಎರಡು ಕನ್ನಡ ಪುಸ್ತಕ ಕೊಡಿ..."😜 😜 😜
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ರಾಜ :- ಮಂತ್ರಿಯವರೇ ಯಾಕೆ ಅವನನ್ನು ಹೊ‌ಡೀತಿದ್ದೀರಾ ?...
ಮಂತ್ರಿ :- ರಾಜರೇ ಇವನು ನಮ್ಮ ಸೇನಾ ರಹಸ್ಯವನ್ನು ಹೊರಗಡೆ ಹೇಳ್ಬಿಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾನೆ !!!...
ರಾಜ :- ನಮ್ಮತ್ರ ಸೇನೆಯೇ ಇಲ್ವಲ್ಲ...........!
ಮಂತ್ರಿ:- ಅದನ್ನೇ ಹೇಳ್ಬಿಟ್ಟಿದ್ದಾನೆ ಮಹಾರಾಜ !!!!!!!.....😅😃
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ಟೀಚರ್ : ಗುಂಡ ಅವರೇ.. ನಿಮ್ಮ ಮಗನ ಹಾಜರಾತಿ ಕಮ್ಮಿಯಿದೆ..
ಗುಂಡ : ಅದಕ್ಕೆ...?
ಟೀಚರ್ : ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಅವನಿಗೆ ಪರೀಕ್ಷೆಗೆ ಕೂತ್ಕೊಳ್ಳಲು ಬಿಡುವುದಿಲ್ಲ.
ಗುಂಡ : ಹೌದಾ. ಒಳ್ಳೇದಾಯಿತು ಬಿಡಿ.. ಬಡ್ಡೀಮಗ ನಿಂತ್ಕೊಂಡೆ ಪರೀಕ್ಷೆ ಬರೀಲಿ.😂😁😙😅🤓
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ವಯಸ್ಸಾದ ತಂದೆಯನ್ನು ಮಗ ಊರಿನ ಪ್ರಸಿದ್ಧ ಹೋಟೆಲಿಗೆ ಊಟಕ್ಕೆಂದು ಕರೆದೊಯ್ದಿದ್ದ. ಹೋಟೆಲ್ ಜನಸಂದಣಿಯಿಂದ ತುಂಬಿತ್ತು. ಮಗ ಹೇಗೂ ಜಾಗ ಗಿಟ್ಟಿಸಿದ. ಇವರ ಟೇಬಲ್ಲಿನ ಮತ್ತೊಂದು ಭಾಗದಲ್ಲಿ ನವದಂಪತಿಗಳು ಕುಳಿತಿದ್ದರು. ಊಟ ಪ್ರಾರಂಭವಾಯಿತು. ಈ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿಯ ತಂದೆ ತುತ್ತನ್ನು ಬಾಯಿಗೆ ಇಡುವಾಗ ಕೈ ನಡುಗಿ ಬಿಳಿ ಅಂಗಿಯ ಮೇಲೆ ಚೆಲ್ಲಿ ಹೋಯಿತು. ಎದುರಿಗೆ ಕುಳಿತಿದ್ದ ಯುವಕ,
"'ಛೆ! ಇಷ್ಟು ವಯಸ್ಸಾದವರನ್ನು ಯಾಕಾದರೂ ಇಂತಹ ಹೋಟೆಲಿಗೆ ಕರೆದುಕೊಂಡು ಬರಬೇಕು..? ಅಂಗಿಯೆಲ್ಲಾ ಕೊಳೆ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಂಡರು ನೋಡಿ. ಹೊರಗೆ ಹೇಗೆ ಕರೆದುಕೊಂಡು ಹೋಗ್ತೀರಿ'"
ಎಂದು ಕೇಳಿದ. ಆದರೆ ಈ ಮಾತುಗಳು 'ಕೇಳಿಯೋ ಇಲ್ಲವೇನೋ 'ಎಂಬಂತೆ ಆ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿ ತಾನೇ ತುತ್ತು ಮಾಡಿ ಉಣ್ಣಿಸಿದ. ನಂತರ ವಾಷ್ ರೂಮಿನಲ್ಲಿ ತಂದೆಯ ಅಂಗಿಯ ಕಲೆಯನ್ನು ತಿಕ್ಕಿ ತೊಳೆದು ತನ್ನ ಅಂಗಿಯನ್ನು ತಂದೆಗೆ ಹಾಕಿ, ಆತನ ಅಂಗಿಯನ್ನು ತಾನು ಹಾಕಿಕೊಂಡು ಮೇಲೆ ಕೋಟು ಕೋಟುಹಾಕಿಕೊಂಡ. ತಂದೆಯ ಕೆದರಿದ ಕೂದಲನ್ನು ಸರಿಪಡಿಸಿ ಬೆವರಿದ ಮುಖ ಒರೆಸಿ ಬಿಲ್ ಪಾವತಿಸಿ ಹೊರಡುವಷ್ಟರಲ್ಲಿ ರೆಸ್ಟೊರೆಂಟ್ ಗದ್ದಲ ಸ್ವಲ್ಪ ಕಡಿಮೆಯಾಗಿತ್ತು. ಇನ್ನೇನು ಹೊರ ನಡೆಯಬೇಕೆನ್ನುವಾಗ ಆ ಘಟನೆಯನ್ನು ವೀಕ್ಷಿಸಿದ್ದ ಪಕ್ಕದ ಟೇಬಲಿನಲ್ಲಿದ್ದ ಓರ್ವ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿ
"'ಹಲೋ ಜಂಟಲ್ ಮ್ಯಾನ್ ನೀವೇನೋ ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಹೊರಟಿದ್ದೀರಿ'"
ಎಂದು ಜೋರಾಗಿ ಕೂಗಿದ. ಆ ಮಾತು ಕೇಳಿ ಹೋಟೆಲಲ್ಲಿದ್ದವರ ಚಿತ್ತ ಇವರತ್ತ ನೆಟ್ಟಿತು. 'ಇಲ್ಲ ನಾನೇನು ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಹೋಗಿಲ್ಲವಲ್ಲ' ಎಂದ ಮಗ. ಅದಕ್ಕೆ ಆ ವ್ಯಕ್ತಿ
'ಮಗನಾದವನು ತನ್ನ ವಯಸ್ಸಾದ ತಂದೆಯನ್ನು ಹೇಗೆ ನೋಡಿಕೊಳ್ಳಬೇಕೆಂಬ ಅಮೂಲ್ಯ ಪಾಠವನ್ನು ನಮಗೆ ಬಿಟ್ಟು ಹೊರಟಿದ್ದೀರಿ'
ಎಂದ, ಮುಂಚೆ ಕೊಂಕು ನುಡದಿದ್ದ
ಆ ಯುವ ದಂಪತಿಗೆ ನಾಚಿಕೆಯಾಗಿ ಕ್ಷಮೆ ಕೇಳಿದರು.
"ನಾನು ಸಣ್ಣವನಿರುವಾಗ ಅಪ್ಪನನ್ನು ಅದೆಷ್ಟು ಗೋಳು ಹೊಯ್ದುಕೊಂಡಿರಲಿಲ್ಲ. ಆಗೆಲ್ಲಾ ಆತ ಕೋಪಿಸಿಕೊಳ್ಳದೆ ನನ್ನನ್ನು ಮುದ್ದು ಮಾಡಿರಲಿಲ್ವ..? ಈಗ ಅವನು ಮಗು ನಾನು ತಂದೆ"
ಎಂದು ಹೇಳಿದ. ಅಲ್ಲಿದ್ದವರ ಕಣ್ಣಾಲಿ ತುಂಬಿತು. ಮಗ ತಂದೆಯ ಕೈ ಹಿಡಿದುಕೊಂಡು ಮೆಲ್ಲನೆ ಕಾರಿನತ್ತ ಕರೆದೊಯ್ದ.
ಹೌದು, ವಯಸ್ಸಾದ ಮೇಲೆ ಮನುಷ್ಯ ಮಗುವಿನಂತಾಗುತ್ತಾನೆ. ಮೊದಲು ತನ್ನ ಮಕ್ಕಳನ್ನು ಕೈ ಹಿಡಿದು ಬೆಳೆಸಿದ ಆತನಿಗೆ/ಳಿಗೆ ಈಗ ಬೇರೆಯವರ ಆಸರೆ ಬೇಕು. ಆ ನೆರವನ್ನು ಮಕ್ಕಳಲ್ಲದೆ ಬೇರಾರು ಕೊಟ್ಟಾರು? ಅಷ್ಟಕ್ಕೂ ಇಂದು ಮಕ್ಕಳಾದವರು ನಾಳೆ ತಂದೆಯಾಗ ಬೇಕು; ಮುಂದೆ ಮತ್ತೆ ಮಗುವಾಗಬೇಕು. ಇದು ಕಾಲಚಕ್ರ. ಈ ಪ್ರಕೃತಿತತ್ವವನ್ನು ಅರ್ಥ ಮಾಡಿಕೊಂಡು ನಡೆದರೆ ಜೀವನ ಸಹ್ಯ. ಅದಿಲ್ಲದಿದ್ದರೆ ವೃಧ್ದಾಶ್ರಮಗಳು ಹೆಚ್ಚುತ್ತಿರುತ್ತವೆ ಅಷ್ಟೆ...
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*😀😀ಬ್ಯಾಂಕಿನಲ್ಲಿ 😀😀*
ಕ್ಯಾಶ್ ಕೌಂಟರಿನ ಚೆಲುವೆಯ ಸೌಂದರ್ಯದತ್ತ ಹರಿದು ನೋಟ, ಗಮನಿಸಲಿಲ್ಲ ಅವಳು ಕೊಟ್ಟ
ಹರಿದ ನೋಟ!
😂😂😂😂
*😀😀ಪತ್ರೆ 😀😀*
ಶನಿದೇವರಿಗೆ ಶಮೀ ಪತ್ರೆ ವಿಷ್ಣುವಿಗೆ ತುಳಸಿ ಪತ್ರೆ ಈಶ್ವರನಿಗೆ ಪ್ರಿಯವಂತೆ ಬಿಲ್ವ ಪತ್ರೆ ಯಮನಿಗೆ ಸರಕಾರಿ
ಆಸ್-ಪತ್ರೆ
😉😀😀
*😀😀ಅವಶ್ಯ 😀😀*
ನದಿ ದಾಟಲು ತೆಪ್ಪ ಇರಬೇಕು. ಸಂಸಾರ ಶರಧಿ ದಾಟಲು ತೆಪ್ಪಗಿರಬೇಕು 😷🤐😜
*😀😀ಚಿಂತೆ 😀😀*
ಬಡವರಿಗೆ ಸದಾ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಹೊರೆವ ಚಿಂತೆ. ಶ್ರೀಮಂತರಿಗೆ ಹೊಟ್ಟೆ ಹೊರುವ ಚಿಂತೆ.😂
*😀😀ಅಧ್ಯಕ್ಷ ಭಾಷಣ 😀😀*
ಅದ್ಭುತವಾಗಿತ್ತು ಅಧ್ಯಕ್ಷರ ಭಾಷಣ ವಿಷಯ, ಶೈಲಿ, ಭಾಷೆ ಎಲ್ಲವೂ ಚೆನ್ನ.
ಆದರೂ ನೋಡಬೇಕಾಗಿತ್ತು ಒಮ್ಮೆಯಾದರೂ ತಮ್ಮ ವಾಚನ್ನ😂😂😂
*😀😀ಭಾಷಣ 😀😀*
ಆರಂಭದಲ್ಲಿ ಹೇಳುತ್ತಾರೆ ಎರಡೇ ಎರಡು ಮಾತು. ಮುಗಿಸುವಾಗ ಆಗುವುದೇ ಬೇರೆ
ಎರಡೂ ಕಿವಿ ತೂತು! 😂😂
*😀😀ನುಡಿದರೆ 😀😀*
ಗೆಳೆಯಾ ಒಪ್ಪಿದೆ, ನೀನು ನುಡಿದರೆ ಮುತ್ತಿನ ಹಾರದಂತೆ. ಆದರೂ ತುಸು ಎಚ್ಚರ ವಹಿಸು
ಎಂಜಲು ಹಾರದಂತೆ! 😁😂
*😀😀ಆದರೂ 😀😀*
ವಯಸ್ಸಾದರೂ ಹೆಂಗಸರು ಗಂಡಸರನ್ನು ಕಂಡರೆ ನಾಚ್ಕೊತಾರೆ. ಗಂಡಸರು ಬೋಳು ತಲೆ
ಬಾಚ್ಕೋತಾರೆ !😜😀😀
ಮರೆಯಲು ಯತ್ನಿಸಿದರೂ ಮತ್ತೆ ಮತ್ತೆ ನೆನಪಾಗುವುದು ಮಾಜಿ ಪ್ರೇಯಸಿಯ ಸವಿನುಡಿ
ಚೀಟಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಬರೆದಿಟ್ಟರೂ ಮರೆತು ಹೋಯಿತು ಮಡದಿ ತರಲು ಹೇಳಿದ್ದ ಕಾಫಿಪುಡಿ. .!!!
😅😆
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Employee1: Yesterday why were you very much sad da ? 🤔
Employee2: Because my wife spent 20000 on a Saree 😒🤧
Employee1: ok..then how come you are very happy again 🤔
Employee2: Bcoz my wife has gone to show the Saree to your wife today..🤣🤣🤣
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Diplomatic answer 😜😜
Wife 😡, "Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me ?"
Husband (Calmly), *"Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person!"*
😄😄😝😜😃😄😳😳😷😷
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*क्यों न आज गमो को,*
*बेवकूफ बनाया जाय...!*
*दर्द कितना भी हो,*
*जम के मुस्कराया जाय...!!*
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*💐Focus on the journey, not the destination. Joy is found not in finishing an activity but in doing it.. Mark Twain*
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*🌹"The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection."- Rudyard Kipling.*
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*🌺Life will never provide success directly..It can only provide Possibilities & Opportunities It's up to U to convert them into Success.*
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*🌷Relationship is like Honey. Do not compare with Money. It is not a collection of Art. It is selection of Hearts...!*
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This article reaffirms that I am on the right track ...at least I gave my best and will continue to do so 🆚
Gifted scholar Zhao Jie from the university of Beijing wrote as follows:
" *I admire those parents who are able to forge extremely strong and close bonds with their children when they were young and yet they know when to let go in a timely and appropriate manner when the children have grown up* . *Taking care of and raising children and then letting go of them are parents' basic and mandatory duties*''.
The parent- child relationship is not a type of relationship that is permanently with the parents being in control. *It is a special and profound relationship brought about by fate*; we must not let the child feel deprived or lacking when they were young and neither should we let them feel stifled when they have grown up. *The role of parents is a journey of love and wisdom* . Not only in one's role as parents, but also in life there are many moments that we need to understand when to advance and retreat.
*Very often people wonder why do we have children? Is it to carry on the family's name or to raise children to take care of us in old age*?
Finally, I found a very touching answer: *the reason for having children is both to give and to appreciate*.
We should not ask for perfection in our children, neither should we expect them to win credits to honour the family nor should we want them as an insurance for old age.
*We should only ask for them to be healthy and to let us have the chance to walk with them through this journey of life in this beautiful world*.
This is such a beautiful verse that we have to remind ourselves; to pick a way to love our children!
*All we ask is for them to be healthy and happy*
It's an amazing read for all of us .....parents!. 😊
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A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he sees Steven Spielberg having a drink.
As he is a great fan of Spielberg's movies, the Chinese rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replies, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replies Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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*Boss asks Ramu:*
Ramu, how do you get it right for 30 years of bringing me coffee every morning without spilling it?
*Ramu's answer:*
Before I climb up the stairs I take a big sip. As I reach upstairs, I put it back.
Ramu's funeral is tomorrow 😂🙈
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In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying.
The Nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable.
They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it.
One of the Nuns took the glass back to the kitchen. Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips. The frail Mother Superior drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.
As her eyes brightened, the Nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader.
"Mother....." the Nuns asked earnestly, "please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us."
Mother Superior raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said, *"DON'T SELL THAT COW."*
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*💐Two words that can change d way we approach life, 'Can I ??? and 'I Can' Think which option you would like to choose.*
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*🌹"Journey of life is exciting when you challenge your own weaknesses. Sometimes your enemy teaches you better than your friend.".*
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*🌷"TRUTH" is like a Surgery, It Hurts, But it cures. "LIE" is like a pain killer, it gives Relief Immediately, But it gives side effects Later ! Have a wonderful Monday & blessed week ahead.*
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*🌺Mornings Are Reminder That God Loves You.
You're Not Just Given Another Day To Enjoy,
But A Chance To Right The Wrong Of Yesterday.*
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Beautiful Story of Feelings!!!!
Once there was an island where all the feelings lived together. One day there came a storm in the sea and the island was about to drown .Every feeling was scared but Love made a boat to escape. All the feelings jumped in the boat except for one feeling. Love got down to see who it was...it was Ego! Love tried & tried but Ego didn't move. Everyone asked Love to leave Ego & come in the boat but Love was meant to Love. It remained with Ego. All other feelings were left alive but Love died because of Ego!!
Think over it. 😊
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Who says Men are not important?*
1. You can't spell Madam without the Adam in it
2. Neither can you spell Woman without the Man
3. You also cannot spell Female without the Male
4. Nor spell She without the He
5. You most definitely cannot spell Mrs without the Mr...
6. ... and finally, in prayers, we continue to say Amen and not A-women
This is to all the wonderful men who rise up to their responsibilities daily...
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In the movie _Taare Zameen Par_
The art teacher tells the rude and cursing father of the dyslexic kid about *Solomon Islands..*
In those islands, the tribal don’t cut down a tree. *They surround the tree and curse it for hours every day..*
Within a few weeks, the tree dries up and becomes dead..
Many of us might find that example too difficult to believe. How can intangible and invisible thoughts and words kill a tree.!
Well, if you get to read Bruce H. Lipton’s THE BIOLOGY OF BELIEF, you won’t only believe in the Solomon Islands story, but would also think a dozen times before saying something demoralizing to yourself and the people you love..
In this book, Mr. Lipton tells in detail about the power of conscious and subconscious mind..
The subconscious mind is million times more powerful than the conscious mind, and decides most of the things in our lives according to the beliefs it has..
Many times we fail to change an unpleasant habit despite our will-power and consistent efforts..
It’s because the habit has been so strongly programmed in our subconscious mind that the efforts made by our conscious mind hardly make any difference.
*Conscious Mind is just a shadow* *of our Unconscious Mind..*
So, when the tribals of Solomon Islands curse a tree, they are actually installing negative and harmful beliefs in the tree’s emotion (yes, trees do have emotions too).
Within few days, those negative emotions becomes a belief & eventually changes the molecular architecture of the tree and kill it from inside..
2500 years ago, when the Buddha said that *‘You are what you think',* he was not articulating a random philosophical theory.
Actually he was telling a scientific fact which is now proved correct by Quantum Physics and Molecular Biology.
The book has a special chapter on Conscious Parenting where it talks about the beneficial and harmful effects of what parents say to their children..
*If you are a parent and you keep cursing your child in the name of constructive criticism, you are installing beliefs in their mind which will keep harming them forever..*
*But if you keep appreciating them in a sincere way, you are installing beliefs in their mind which will help them entire life..*
And also be careful of what you keep saying to yourself.
Repetition of words and thoughts is the best way to install a belief in your subconscious mind..
If you keep saying you are a loser, don’t be surprised if you become one within a few months or years..
And if you have friends who keep saying such things to you, there is no harm in saying a quick goodbye to them..
May be you value the friendship a lot. But you must value yourself a little more..
So accept all as they are..
Love all unconditionally
And ...Always keep saying to urself..
*I am healthy, wealthy, happy, successful & prosperous!*
It's a long message but please read at least the gist of it and most importantly share..👍
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Once upon a time, there were two neighbors living next to each other. One of them was a retired teacher and another was an insurance agent who had a lot of interest in technology. Both of them had planted different plants in their garden. The retired teacher was giving a small amount of water to his plants and didn’t always give a full attention to them, while the other neighbor interested in technology, had given a lot of water to his plants and looked after them too well.
The retired teacher’s plants were simple but looked good. The insurance agent’s plants were much fuller and greener. One day, during the night, there was a heavy rain and a wind due to a minor storm. Next morning, both of the neighbors came out to inspect the damage to their garden. The neighbor who was an insurance agent saw that his plants came off from the roots and were totally destroyed. But, the retired teacher’s plants were not damaged at all and were standing firm.
The insurance agent neighbor was surprised to see it, he went to the retired teacher and asked, “We both grew the same plants together, I actually looked after my plants better than you did for yours, and even gave them more water. Still, my plants came off from the roots, while yours didn’t. How is that possible?”
The retired teacher smiled and said, “You gave your plants more attention and water, but because of that they didn’t need to work themselves for it. You made it easy for them. While I gave them just an adequate amount of water and let their roots search for more. And, because of that, their roots went deeper and that made their position stronger. That is why my plants survived”.
Moral: This story is about parenting where children are like plants. If everything is given to them, they will not understand the hard work it takes to earn those things. They will not learn to work themselves and respect it. Sometimes it’s best to guide them instead of giving them. Teach them how to walk, but let them follow their path.
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चर -- सोलर एनर्जी से बने किसी वस्तु का नाम बताओ
पप्पू -- कुन्ति पुत्र करण😜
टीचर ने उसे धूप में ले जाकर छाव होने तक मारा 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Very Interesting incident...
This can happen only in Mumbai, no where else.
ONLY local train passengers in Mumbai will know how helpful commuters try to be.
Last week, a hapless victim fell prey to the over enthusiastic Mumbai's local train commuters.
Our hero, a man from Pune, wanted to go to Matunga, but as misfortune and trains would have it, he boarded a fast train not halting at his destination. He panicked on realizing his mistake but by then the local had already started moving.
On seeing his plight, a sympathetic co-passenger decided to come to his rescue. It seemed that he had been commuting by that particular train (6:03 pm Kasara Fast) for the past 6 years and had noticed that the train always slowed down just before Matunga station and crawled at a snail's pace while passing through it. He told the man to jump out of the running train as it slowed down and that with a little bit of fleet-footedness, he would make it safely on terra firma. However, knowing the man's inexperience, he added some words of caution: "Keep running the moment you jump or you'll fall. Just keep running."
He stressed the word "running" lest the man not know the laws of motion.
The train did slow down just before Matunga station and at the prompting of his mentor, our hero jumped out of the train and started running as if all hell had broken loose. What he didn't realise, of course, was that he was running parallel to the train instead of running away from it.
Meanwhile, the train slowed down further, and the man was running faster than the train. In the process, he reached the door of the next compartment and the footboard commuters there pulled him in thinking he was trying to board the train! To his agony, train picked up speed and sped past Matunga and his new co-passengers started to congratulate him on how lucky he had been, until he told them that they had actually undone what he had done with great difficulty.
Those standing at the door of his "ex-compartment" had witnessed the whole drama and just couldn't stop laughing at the poor man's plight, while he grinned sheepishly!!!
Ae dil, hai mushkil jeena yahaan,
Zara hatke, zara bachke, Yeh hai Bombay meri jaan!! 😀😀😘😘
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A very beautiful Apsara proposes to Ravan:
Apsara: Will you marry me?😉
Ravan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Apsara: Stupid... is mein hansne ke liye kya tha.😳 Get lost.😒😠😠😠
Ravan (after she leaves):
Tells to all his ten heads..
Kamino ! 😡
abse sirf beech wala sar hi 'HA' bolega.
☝
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